Here's this week's *INK review. As often happens, there isn't enough space in print to really unpack the play in question. Sometimes that's a blessing. But this week there's quite a few things to be said about this problematically popular piece. *
THE MOTOR CAMP (by Dave Armstrong, @ The Fortune until March
10th). Three days after opening, as I write, accolades are audible
everywhere for the Fortune's 2nd production of a Dave Armstrong play in
less than a year. It's apparent that the Fortune is on a roll of sorts,
delivering dead-centre entertainment in a lively, likeable way. This
play is certainly charismatically cast and performed. Jonathan Hodge is
perfect as the super bogan Mike; Joe Dekkers-Reihana and Claire Dougan
delivered the best moments of understated humour; and I'm very pleased
to see local talent Nadya Shaw-Bennett land a plum role here. In all,
the whole cast was obviously comfortable with each other and working as
very strong unit - even on opening night - a testament to director
Conrad Newport, who has got the best from each sequence. It's always a
pleasure to see timing and tension used this well. In terms of
recommending The Motor Camp however, I have to be honest and say that I
do not like the play itself. Armstrong's plays are enjoying a vogue in
Aotearoa right now, and it seems his popularity comes from a similar
place that has kept Roger Hall's plays well attended over the years: he
shows the common garden Kiwi in a funny, loving light. All good; I liked
The Tutor as a play very much, and I think I'm the only person I know
who thought Spin Doctors (the early 00's sitcom he worked on) was
hilarious. But it isn't serious, complex playwriting. It's
adequate-to-quite-lithe farce, and The Motor Camp is not his best work.
For a start, given that he's adapted this tale from a story by Danny
Mulheron, why on earth has he chosen a situation that so closely mirrors
the set-up of The Tutor, his own work? In that play, there's a scene
where a recalcitrant pupil shows that he indeed has some facility in
maths through an interaction with an (if memory serves) FHM magazine.
Here, the exact same scene happens, but with a Penthouse. Perhaps there
really is nothing new under the sun; but, not having actually forgotten
The Tutor, it felt pat and lazy. Unfortunately much of the dialogue
could answer to the same description. The constant stream of bogan-speak
and tired jokes and observations felt literally oppressive, which
points out a central inconsistency in Armstrong's worldview. There's a
definite thread of prodding pretension, and by proximity, the "educated"
classes in his plays - which is fine, but I'd contend that it's often
people of exactly that world who find unending jokes stemming from a
more "ignorant" mind funny, because they don't have to be around it all
the time and can afford to objectify such people. But while that stuff
is quite wearying, it's nothing compared to the ceaseless bickering of
the academic family who've parked up next to their social inferiors.
"You're being boring!" yells the wife at one point - and it's true. If
Motor Camp had a strong thread of story/meaning below it -
something The Tutor achieved somewhat - it would be ok. But it's quite
flimsy. Just the usual battering ram of class and family, with a
catalysing incident involving a certain someone's penis ending up in
the hair of someone it oughtn't - after which everyone releases their
tension, apologizes, and the posh family show that they're GC's with...
money. Such lightness is fine in a sitcom, where it's about switching
your brain off to some degree, but with these performers acting their
hearts out right in front of us I would kind of like a little more to
take home with me.
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(There's an aspect to "the constant stream of bogan-speak
and tired jokes and observations" that I had no hope of getting into in the 600 words above - and while there's probably more I could write about The Motor Camp, on different topics, let's maybe leave it at this...!)
In the first act of TMC, Mike, building contractor from Invercargill, lets forth a stream of small-minded attitudes - framed as jokes - which are strongly racist in character and serve to illustrate a number of power dynamics. Firstly, it seems that his Maori wife and stepson are basically fine with it - they don't take it seriously, so why should you, yeah? It also prods at the liberal pretensions of Frank, an obviously wimpy teacher who gets little respect from his family. Before too long though, we see that Frank is equally capable of uttering racist and sexist sentiments. Mike also gets little respect from stepson Jared, which may have something to do with the fact that he cuffs him over the ear every 5 minutes.
Despite cringing at this woeful banter, which I've spent far too much of my life hearing in all its delightful forms, I was genuinely interested in where this might lead. Are we going to go into why everyone's behaving this way, despite the obvious contradictions of who they're actually relating to and what they'd actually like to achieve in their lives? After all, these are just characters, right? We can put any words, any attitudes into the mouth of a character and the all-powerful hand of the playwright will lead us and the character into the ramifications of their implied world. Right?
It's a terrible thing to do to a play - to decide what you'd like it to be as you're watching it, and then be disappointed when it doesn't pan out. But it isn't just about personal preferences. TMC wades straight into areas of social life that are very current and will have a lot of say in the type of New Zealand we will inherit post- John Key, in a world where class has become increasingly stratified behind the proliferation of free market and your-choice ideals. I'm aware of these things, and am very interested in what our artists have to say about it.
But TMC goes nowhere with it. It's a farce of sex, manners and bad timing in the classic mould. Class butts against class, for sure, but the way it plays out is - to be frank - not serious, not interesting, not cleverly designed to reveal how humans really behave or to say something interesting about how NZ is or might be. It's nothing; a throwaway. A supposedly-titillating cock rubbing that actually further serves to emasculate the Frank character, who leaps to the last rock of his masculinity - his money (actually, mostly not even his) - to save the day for everybody. And everybody pretty much stays the same.
I find it irritating as fuck when people employ racist/sexual-sexist/dick-headed language and attitudes in order to get a laugh, and then do nothing to upset, examine or in any way
go somewhere with the offer. Here's why: that shit is incredibly boring and stupid. I've heard it far too often in my life, and you know what, it's almost never funny. It usually means that you're now going to have to work alongside a really boring dick, who thinks they're hilarious, as they unleash an unending stream of moronic inanity all day long. It's a fucking drag.
And, although it's true that some people are just too thick to argue with, it is in fact possible to say to "those" people that you're not interested in their crap, and to tell them why. I've done it, and many people I know have done it, and I'm not convinced that we're doing it because we're puffed-up liberals. It's probably more to do with not wanting to propagate a mindset that tolerates a climate of small-mindedness. Which is why Mr Armstrong's play left a bad aftertaste with me - we sat through all that crap and it wasn't even examined or challenged or
anything.
I don't exactly think that TMC is racist by omission. As a collaborator on Bro Town, the occasionally awesome animated series that is certainly the closest NZ television has ever come to the type of edge that South Park, say, walks on, Armstrong's been involved in the type of deflating of race-baiting hysteria that has made public discourse on such issues
so much more bearable than the hectoring 1990's gave anybody reason to expect. Put simply,
everyone's a little bit racist sometimes, right? You certainly haven't been around much if you've never heard racist sentiments from Maori lips. When I was freshly in New Zealand, working on a farm in Hawkes Bay, a Maori tractor driver greeted me with this: "You from Aussie mate? That Pauline Hanson's got the right idea, don't you reckon?" Yes, he was serious. I felt like I'd been smacked.
But I've encountered far more racism from white New Zealanders (relax - yes - you're far behind Australia), of a peculiarly noxious and small-minded sort (witness Paul Holmes' idiotic ravings re Waitangi Day a couple of weeks back), and I just think it's horribly naive to treat it as if it's such an unimportant joke that it doesn't merit examination when you make it a cornerstone feature of a main character in a popular play.
I just don't get it - and in this, I fully and freely admit that I am in the minority, because folks everywhere are loving this play the hell up.
That's fine, for me, a white Australian transplant. There's probably some feature of Kiwi culture that I'm totally missing which, many would no doubt say, would ameliorate my view of TMC. But here's one thing I haven't missed - my Maori friends are really pretty unhappy about The Motor Camp. To them - yes, they saw it - it sounds like the same old racist bullshit, tarted up for giggles, that they'd hoped everyone would have just gotten over quite a while back.
Imagine that.